MOVED.

this blog is now at http://fatsy.tumblr.com

CONVERSATE WITH THE GAY BRAIN.

todays important facts:

office lexicon 101

you may have a gay brain

the unique canadian anatomy

THAIS ARE FUNNIER THAN YOU.

i want to live at an ad agency in thailand. i have a feeling they drink special shakes, smile a lot, and dont fully think things through. theres nothing wrong with that though.

STUPID CUSTOMERS.

for anyone who has ever worked anywhere, these are funny cuz its true. i like this one.

FOR THE HAND HAVING OPERATIONAL PROBLEMS DUE TO SOME DISEASE OR ACCIDENT.

came across a defunct korean blog today, with a pic from dongdaemun (i assume from near the street across from the old people park) of a box containing a medical aid. thanks to investigator ted, we have the homepage. what is it actually for? wellb[e]ing, id imagine. and thankfully its not the only product available:

TT says:
http://www.dsmaref.com/en/product/reliver.asp
TT says:
“natural cow leather’
TT says:
this is for jerkin it

“Marketing History – Doctor Life IPC system was so strange item in Korea about 10 years ago. At that time, almost Korean physiotherapists massaged directly the patients with their hands or fingers. But now Doctor life systems are replacing for their hand massage and pressurize more minutely and preciously.
Marketing area of Doctor Life spread over from hospitals to esthetic shops and home care field. Nowadays, the home care market is getting bigger and bigger in both of domestic market and oversees market. In other words, patients and even the general public who have experienced good effects of Doctor Life at their hospitals want to use it in their home for healthier life.
The best merit of our Doctor Life is that we have three-class models, basic line brand – Doctor Life, Middle class line – Mark III plus and The high class line – Lymphatron covering three marketing area. So, buyers can select suitable models from our various models according to their marketing features.”

BOY BOOBS

before i became a picture of health, i was pretty chubby. when i was in elementary school, i saw a documentary about stuff like this and it scared the shit out of me.

“This is different to someone just being overweight. These are firm female breasts, something that any woman would be proud of.”

link from ted.

DILDOCOPTER.

russian chess icon turned political dissident gary kasparov is an outspoken critic of vladmir putin and the poor state of democratic values in russia. many former dissidents have been badgered or killed, with supposed involvement by the kremlin. it seems theyve taken a new approach with kasparov.

ON THE FRONT LINES HAVING A TOUGH TIME.

A Canadian Style Chicken Dancer says:
There are also complaints about their dress. 29-year old Kang said, “I feel a little afraid when see a worker milling around in blue jeans, with dyed hair.” 29 yr old kang is a pussy
Michael… says:
yes, kang should be cock slapped

WITCHES BREW

cup of coffee, check. comfy sofa, check. broomstick, check goddess water, check. reclaiming quarterly, check. finally, my favourite magazine is available online.

besides that, i think i may be enrolling in some courses with starhawk.

IF YOU’D BE MY BODYGUARD.

i miss chevy chase. he could be the new bill murray.