HIGH AS FUCK.

got a kid? tired of reading those lame-ass storybooks about mud puddles, dying aunts, wizards, or new pets? that shit is so whack. whatcha got to do is get the kids wise on how mom and dad like to spark up doobies. or whatever the kids are calling it these days…

and if your kids are still dumb and only coloring, make sure you get them a copy of this one, stat: “i don’t want to blow you up”.