CANADIAN GARBAGE, EH?

conventional wisdom says canadians are best utilized in their natural role as existers. they eat, sleep, shit, and breathe. they dont contribute a whole lot to science, literature, politics, etc. if you do get them riled up, youre walking into a 4-hour tirade about insulin, the canadarm, margaret atwood, and peacekeepers. but mostly, theyre just there. not makin problems, but not especially useful.

but now, out of nowhere, canada has been recognized world leader in cutty tools (as written up here) and now, plastic bag decomposition. snaps! seriously.

ps. this canadian is a whole lot of forgotten awesome though. hero. too bad hes only remembered by a bird toilet in montreal.